wartortles:

if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless

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broternia:

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

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penguinize:

if i ever get a pitbull i’ll name it mr. worldwide

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does miley cyrus do anything these days besides walk around 

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voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there

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This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

stop-talking-to-me-you-are-haram:

castielofasgard:

you can’t not reblog this hahahahahha

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